Curse

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04

*sips beer*
"ya i have a question, why was your speech so damn long?"

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06

"....I don't know"

*Sits down and sips beer*

*Looks around at the knee high swarm of rats*

"Oh yeah, I forgot to shoot them every now and then..."

*Shoots rats and watches them all run away killing several bar patrons*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08

*sips beer*
*shrugs*
*shoots a rat*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 09, 2006, 02:27 AM // 02:27

No questions.
Shoves Paul off the bar.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29

*sips beer*
"why did you push him off the bar?"

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 02:45 AM // 02:45

*Shoves Doomlord out of existence*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

*sighs*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*Notices Pwnd's sigh*

*Sighs*
"Fine..."

*Shoves Doomlord back into existence*

"Happy now? Oh, and sorry for shoving you out of existence Doomlord...and for running over your family with my bulldozer of death...and for that thing I did to your toilet..."

*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53

*sips beer*
*nods*
*pats both paul and doom on the back*
*watches them fall over dead*
*sighs*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

*Yells, "No, don't pat me on the head, it's one of my many many weaknesses!" just as Pwnd's hand starts to fall*

*Ressurect's self using uber 1337 god mode powers*

*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

*sips beer*
"sorry"

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

"No problem. If I had a nickel for every time someone has killed me by patting me on the head I'd have 27 nickels"

*Sips beer*
*Stands up on chair and hits head on ceiling*
"Hmm, apparently it has to be a pat...odd"
*Sits down*
/ponder

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 09, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Shoves self back into existence.
Eats all the rats.
Takes Paul's rat gun and shoots Paul with it.
Sips beer.

LadyNilene · Oct 09, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01

*crash through the window batman style and throws a smoke bomb and exits*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 03:02 AM // 03:02

"I had a rat gun? Awesome! A rat gun shoots rats right?"

*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19

*sips beer*
*wonders when the boat will stop*

Bane of Worlds · Oct 09, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30

*sips beer*
*throws a canister of poisonous gas at the bartender*
*drinks free beer while Extra Bacon starts to hoard the free alcoholic drinks*

Opeth11 · Oct 09, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45

*sips beer*

That is all.

extra bacon · Oct 09, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07

*drinks beer*
*smashes nearest wammo into a bloody pulp*
*wipes blood on opeth's shirt*
oops, sorry.
*drinks beer*
*sighs contentedly*

Opeth11 · Oct 09, 2006, 07:26 AM // 07:26

Don't worry, I'm actually wearing a red shirt right now.

It's my volleyball jersey =/